… featuring Nicholas Lyndhurst as the Drummer, Gabriel Byrne as the Keyboard Player, and Frank Carson as the Singer. I would demand to be played by Kiefer Sutherland — but most likely Donald would get the call.
Mike Miller asks who would play “the Manager”. Step forward Harry H Corbett of Steptoe fame. The Manager himself seems OK with the casting , but Harry H doesn’t look too sure.
Perhaps we should make the movie a musical; it offers abundant employment opportunities for other lookalikes.
On reflection, Donald would make a much better Nick Lowe.