Caption Competiton

Caption copyHere’s my entry folks…


Keith to Brian:

“Did you hear about the bass player who was so depressed about his bad timing he threw himself behind a train?”

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  1. Mike Miller says:

    KM: What are you ordering for dinner, Brian?
    BW: The pink salmon.
    KM: The “L” is silent, dear boy.

  2. Mike Miller says:

    And Brian’s reply was??

  3. Bruce of America says:

    KM: My god man get a decent suit of clothing. You look ridiculous.
    BW: Sorry

  4. Roddy Ring says:

    BW: Hey Elvis, stop looking down my blouse.
    KM: Elvis? He died last year, I have a long way to go.

  5. Jeff Owens says:

    KM: Terry cloth, man, really? I mean, this is the Brown Derby for fook’s sake …

    BW: (belch) Terry who?

  6. Mike Miller says:

    KM: Pete Townshend is one of the greatest songwriters and guitarists of our generation.

    BW: Come on, don’t bullshit me.

  7. ”Do you want one little drink?”


  8. ”Don’t Go Near The Water”

    ”It Never Entered My Head, Dear Boy”

  9. ”Why do I have to go to the bar again???”

    ”Round, Round, Get a Round”

  10. Paul Keeble says:

    Brian “Why is my robe shrunk and smelling of chlorine?”

    Keith “You think that’s bad mate you should see the Roller!”

  11. Tom Chao says:

    Keith: I love “Barbara Ann”! I’m going to get the Who to cover it!
    Brian: Don’t bother.

  12. Tee Fitch says:

    Keith: So, all this time I thought it was called “Pets Hounds”!
    Brian: I think I like that better…

  13. Mike Miller says:

    BW: Hey Keith, I heard you ran over your driver once.

    KM: No, twice.

  14. Mike Miller says:

    BW: Keith, have you seen the new Star Wars movie?

    KM: No, I’m dead you dumb-ass.

  15. David Witherington says:

    One more that came to mind:

    Brian: Come on, Keith…I can’t trade the Maharishi’s personal bath robe!
    Keith: Aw, man…not even for Porter Wagoner’s tour jacket?!?

  16. David Witherington says:

    Brian: “Who are you with?”
    Keith: Yeah, that’s right.

  17. BorisBrain says:

    Keef: You’ve eaten all the pies!
    Brian: So sue me…

  18. Roddy Ring says:

    Request for a little help if I may: that appears to be Brian Wilson on the left but I don’t even have a guess as to who is on the right. What’s the prize?

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