{"id":2699,"date":"2016-03-26T11:35:44","date_gmt":"2016-03-26T11:35:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/?p=2699"},"modified":"2016-03-26T11:36:28","modified_gmt":"2016-03-26T11:36:28","slug":"the-distractions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/?p=2699","title":{"rendered":"The Distractions!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yD9eFwTZraM\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I was recently alerted to San Diego tribute band, The Distractions. My only advice to them is to make sure the bass player has\u00a0no literary ambitions &#8211; otherwise he&#8217;ll be out on his ear. (And to get himself a Profile Bass \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was recently alerted to San Diego tribute band, The Distractions. My only advice to them is to make sure the bass player has\u00a0no literary ambitions &#8211; otherwise he&#8217;ll be out on his ear. (And to get himself a Profile Bass \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2699"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2699"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2704,"href":"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2699\/revisions\/2704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}