{"id":2673,"date":"2016-02-20T12:27:04","date_gmt":"2016-02-20T12:27:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/?p=2673"},"modified":"2016-02-20T12:27:04","modified_gmt":"2016-02-20T12:27:04","slug":"misheard-lyrics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/?p=2673","title":{"rendered":"Misheard Lyrics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/540.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2674\" src=\"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/540-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"_540\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/540-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/540-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/em>For years I thought that the opening line of Desmond Dekker&#8217;s <em>The Israelites<\/em> was &#8220;Wake up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast.&#8221; (It&#8217;s actually, Wake up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>People\u00a0sometimes\u00a0ask me what some of EC&#8217;s lyrics actually\u00a0are. One person simply could not decipher a line from <em>The Beat. <\/em>Until I set them straight, &#8220;My neighbour&#8217;s revving up his Vauxhall Viva&#8221; had been, &#8220;My neighbour&#8217;s had enough to piss a boxhall baby.&#8221; A surreal image indeed.<\/p>\n<p>I bet you&#8217;ve all misheard some lyric or other, only to be put right years later&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For years I thought that the opening line of Desmond Dekker&#8217;s The Israelites was &#8220;Wake up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast.&#8221; (It&#8217;s actually, Wake up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir.&#8221;) People\u00a0sometimes\u00a0ask me what some of EC&#8217;s lyrics actually\u00a0are. One person simply could not decipher a line from The Beat. Until I set them straight, &#8220;My neighbour&#8217;s revving up his Vauxhall Viva&#8221; had been, &#8220;My neighbour&#8217;s had enough to piss a boxhall baby.&#8221; A surreal image indeed. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/?p=2673\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2673"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2673"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2673\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2676,"href":"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2673\/revisions\/2676"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brucethomas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}