Here’s my entry folks…
Keith to Brian:
“Did you hear about the bass player who was so depressed about his bad timing he threw himself behind a train?”
KM: What are you ordering for dinner, Brian?
BW: The pink salmon.
KM: The “L” is silent, dear boy.
And Brian’s reply was??
I vote for Mr. Tosspott’s “get a round” entry, not that I get a vote.
To be fair, that is the front runner in my mind, but it’s good to have some confirmation.
KM: My god man get a decent suit of clothing. You look ridiculous.
BW: Hey Elvis, stop looking down my blouse.
KM: Elvis? He died last year, I have a long way to go.
KM: Terry cloth, man, really? I mean, this is the Brown Derby for fook’s sake …
BW: (belch) Terry who?
KM: Pete Townshend is one of the greatest songwriters and guitarists of our generation.
BW: Come on, don’t bullshit me.
”Do you want one little drink?”
“NO YOU LIGHTWEIGHT!! FIFTEEN BIG ONES!!”
”Don’t Go Near The Water”
”It Never Entered My Head, Dear Boy”
”Why do I have to go to the bar again???”
”Round, Round, Get a Round”
Brian “Why is my robe shrunk and smelling of chlorine?”
Keith “You think that’s bad mate you should see the Roller!”
Keith: I love “Barbara Ann”! I’m going to get the Who to cover it!
Brian: Don’t bother.
Keith: So, all this time I thought it was called “Pets Hounds”!
Brian: I think I like that better…
BW: Hey Keith, I heard you ran over your driver once.
KM: No, twice.
In retrospect, this was probably a bit cruel.
BW: Keith, have you seen the new Star Wars movie?
KM: No, I’m dead you dumb-ass.
Keep ’em coming.
One more that came to mind:
Brian: Come on, Keith…I can’t trade the Maharishi’s personal bath robe!
Keith: Aw, man…not even for Porter Wagoner’s tour jacket?!?
Brian: “Who are you with?”
Keith: Yeah, that’s right.
Keef: You’ve eaten all the pies!
Brian: So sue me…
Request for a little help if I may: that appears to be Brian Wilson on the left but I don’t even have a guess as to who is on the right. What’s the prize?
Brian Wilson vs Keith Moon.
I’ve no idea what the prize is yet.
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