Caption Competiton

Caption copyHere’s my entry folks…

 

Keith to Brian:

“Did you hear about the bass player who was so depressed about his bad timing he threw himself behind a train?”

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  1. Mike Miller says:

    KM: What are you ordering for dinner, Brian?
    BW: The pink salmon.
    KM: The “L” is silent, dear boy.

  2. Mike Miller says:

    And Brian’s reply was??

  3. Bruce of America says:

    KM: My god man get a decent suit of clothing. You look ridiculous.
    BW: Sorry

  4. Roddy Ring says:

    BW: Hey Elvis, stop looking down my blouse.
    KM: Elvis? He died last year, I have a long way to go.

  5. Jeff Owens says:

    KM: Terry cloth, man, really? I mean, this is the Brown Derby for fook’s sake …

    BW: (belch) Terry who?

  6. Mike Miller says:

    KM: Pete Townshend is one of the greatest songwriters and guitarists of our generation.

    BW: Come on, don’t bullshit me.

  7. ”Do you want one little drink?”

    “NO YOU LIGHTWEIGHT!! FIFTEEN BIG ONES!!”

  8. ”Don’t Go Near The Water”

    ”It Never Entered My Head, Dear Boy”

  9. ”Why do I have to go to the bar again???”

    ”Round, Round, Get a Round”

  10. Paul Keeble says:

    Brian “Why is my robe shrunk and smelling of chlorine?”

    Keith “You think that’s bad mate you should see the Roller!”

  11. Tom Chao says:

    Keith: I love “Barbara Ann”! I’m going to get the Who to cover it!
    Brian: Don’t bother.

  12. Tee Fitch says:

    Keith: So, all this time I thought it was called “Pets Hounds”!
    Brian: I think I like that better…

  13. Mike Miller says:

    BW: Hey Keith, I heard you ran over your driver once.

    KM: No, twice.

  14. Mike Miller says:

    BW: Keith, have you seen the new Star Wars movie?

    KM: No, I’m dead you dumb-ass.

  15. David Witherington says:

    One more that came to mind:

    Brian: Come on, Keith…I can’t trade the Maharishi’s personal bath robe!
    Keith: Aw, man…not even for Porter Wagoner’s tour jacket?!?

  16. David Witherington says:

    Brian: “Who are you with?”
    Keith: Yeah, that’s right.

  17. BorisBrain says:

    Keef: You’ve eaten all the pies!
    Brian: So sue me…

  18. Roddy Ring says:

    Request for a little help if I may: that appears to be Brian Wilson on the left but I don’t even have a guess as to who is on the right. What’s the prize?

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